princemordo:

heads up

if i ever stop talking to you as much

• its not you
• there are a lot of things going on right now and idk what im doing and i often forget the fact that i have friends omfg
• i still want to be close

if i ever message/text/call/ect you a lot

• pls let me know bc i dont want to make you uncomfortable or bug you
• be a Pal; dont let me make an asshat out of myself
• ps its more than likely because i want to be close

I kinda wonder specifically what it is I want from a relationship. I mean, sure,  I’ve told my boyfriend a lot, but if someone asked me I prolly couldnt think of them all on my own. Now, keep in mind some of these are deal breakers and some of them arent, I’m sure I know the difference and this isnt for anyone else but me, so i wont be marking them or anything. I’m just gonna list them.

Academically acheiving, or at least pretty smart/witty.

Funny. I NEED humor in a relationship

Something in common. Anything. Maybe we just like the same TV show and we can talk about it- thats fine. But SOMETHING that ties us together.

Attentive. Dont ignore me. I hate to be ignored.

Cares about animals is a MUST. The more the better

Supportive of me

Caring of my problems and sympathetic to my situations

A good listener

Remembers important details (she’s allergic to strawberries. Her favorite vibrator is a Rabbit)

Non-Judgemental

Mature. You need to be a man, not a boy.

Passionate about something. Anything.

Artistic? That would be cool.

Not very shy. I mean, I guess being a little shy would be cool, but I’m pretty social and you’ll need to swing with me.

You’ve gotta be okay with my fandoms. I mean really. You can disagree with my OTP but you’ve gotta say “Oh, you like Homestuck? Thats cool, I’m not a big fan.” This goes along with the non-judgemental one.

It would be cool if you didnt have asshole friends. Thats usually a reflection of how you’re cool on the outside but really an asshole on the inside.

Honest. I hate liars. I ALWAYS catch liars and it just hurts me,

Need to have solid opinions. I hate wishy washy people. So unreliable.

Oh yeah you need to be reliable too.

And I hate people who are late all the time damnit.

Committed

Willing to self sacrifice for the better good

Strong, even when you feel like giving up

jaclcfrost:

egggcorn:

jaclcfrost:

if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners

but that’s also usually the character that gets their own sub-fandom with dedicated fans and pretty cool fanart

however, that’s also usually the one character that dies

i was just like “oh yay”

but then

“not so much yay”

17yr:

this baby was drinking from a straw and tilted her cup upside down and it spilled all over her and i was thinking “what a fucking idiot” and then i realized its a baby and im just a terrible person

I need homestuck